I REMEMBER MY FIRST DAY, IN 6TH GRADE ELEMENTARY
THE TEACHER, THEN CALLED ME BY MY NAME
SHE WORE A SUMMER DRESS, THE NEXT DAY WORE A LITTLE LESS
AND STILL GAVE ME A BONER, JUST THE SAME

I DROPPED MY PENCIL ON THE FLOOR, JUST TO SEE IF I COULD SCORE
THE PERFECT VIEW OF HER PANTIES
PLAYING KICKBALL IN THE YARD, I SAT AND WATCHED HER FROM AFAR
SHE WAS THE PERFECT GIRL FOR ME

BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHERE ALL THE SEASONS GO
THE SUMMER CAME AND WENT TOO FAST

BUT I KNOW
THAT I'M STILL FEELING PRETTY LOW
I STILL CAN'T THINK ABOUT HER LESS

I REMEMBER MY LAST DAY, IN 6TH GRADE ELEMENTARY
THE TEACHER ASKED TO SEE ME AFTER CLASS
SHE TORE HER CLOTHING OFF, HER JUGGS WERE HUGE AND VERY SOFT
I WOKE UP DROOLING ON MY DESK

I'D PAT ERASERS AFTER SCHOOL, TRIED TO PRETEND THAT I WAS COOL
SO WE COULD SPEND SOME TIME ALONE
SHE WAS ALMOST 23, SHE SAID YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG FOR ME
NOW I HARASS HER ON THE PHONE

I'M OLDER NOW
I CANNOT FIND
A REASON WHY, THAT I SHOULD
JUST PUT ASIDE
MY FEELINGS THERE
I'VE COME UNDONE AND I'M STILL WAITING
FOR HER TO DECIDE
AND I'M STATING
I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, I CAN'T GIVE UP